Anonymous asked: Oncie, the person who told you how long it took for the seed to germinate lied. I've known one to sprout only 15 minutes after having a water bottle spilled on it.
That’s just plain silly. You’re silly.
ask-the-2012-onceler asked: I'm not a babu.
I can name so many people that disagree with that statement that it isn’t even funny.
Anonymous asked: You have a blue suit.. you HAVE. A BLUE. FUCKING. SUIT. WHY WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS?! I AM THE MUTHA FUCKIN QUEEN OF THE COLOR BLUE AND YOU ARE MY FAVORITE CHARACTER. GOD DAMNIT.
Oh, this old thing? I’ve only had it since forever. Thanks, though. I’m flattered.
pyreo asked: You're in a blue suit, BT's in a blue suit.... quick, make blueberry sundae.
Py, that’s extremely inappropriate.
doctorwhoovesfan reblogged your post: Yeah, that was fun while it lasted.
Cutie patootie has returned
Get out.
Yeah, that was fun while it lasted.
Anonymous asked: But, Mr. Insomnia, if you don't like the trouble it causes, you could always REPLANT the trees... right?
Yeah, but a friend once told me that it takes ten years just for the seed to germinate. And then ten more years to grow into a sapling.
And then some to grow to how they are today.
Anonymous asked: Would a "creative" M!A be that you actually liked your invention, Mr. Insomnia?
It’s not that I don’t like it.
It’s the fact that it causes so much trouble in the future that I don’t like.
Anonymous asked: What would happen if someone gave you a M!A where you get to sleep without any problems? WHAT WOULD HAPPEN- WOULD THEIR BE AN APOCALYPSE?!
I’ve already gotten a bunch of those.
Be more creative with your magic anons, will ya.
Anonymous asked: *Throws a packet of brand-new panties, hitting him in the head* NOW YOU HAVE PANTIES TO SPARE. XD
-throws them back-
Now you can shoo and hopefully go learn some manners with your panties.